Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how
beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship
between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an email
just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom ,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from
the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love , Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer ,
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer .
But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom